I'm glad you're here. This website revamp was long overdue. Not that I've been relying on a jQuery parallax monstrosity I hand-coded during college for the last few years or anything... 

I decided to write this little note so you can get to know me better right away... because do you really want to interview or hire someone you don't know? 


I've been there. You or your boss may be worried about adding someone new to the team who is super high-maintenance or disappears faster than a new Kylie Jenner Lip Kit.

They spend too much time discussing Game of Thrones fanfic on Slack...

They whiteboard elaborate ping pong tournament strategies in the conference room...

They still haven't started on that creative brief.

But don’t worry! You’ve found the designer of your dreams. The guruji of gifs. The sweetheart of search. The wizard of writing. The overlord of optimization...

I know how to find fresh angles and create unique content that performs.

I love collaborating with marketing, merchandising and media peeps.

I get turnt about tight turnarounds.

And I always beat my deadlines.

So my days look more like this. Except I use a MacBook. Typewriters are so last season.

If you're a business, marketing team or agency in need of new blood...

I've paid the bills as a creative type for companies like Amazon, Nintendo and Serta.

If it involves design, entertainment or pop culture - I'm in.

Let’s break the internet together. Get in touch.