I'm glad you're here. This website revamp was long overdue. Not that I've been relying on a jQuery parallax monstrosity I hand-coded during college for the last few years or anything... 

#relationshipgoals

1. I want to share my best published clips and interactive digital content with ad agencies, creative directors, HR departments, brand managers, and anyone else who is looking for a content producer. Except shady recruiters. If you're a shady recruiter, kindly f*ck off.

2. I want to connect you with the content production design resources I love.

3. And obviously, I want you to hire me.

I decided to write this little note so you can get to know me better right away... because do you really want to hire a content producer you don't know? 

I've been there. You or your boss may be worried about hiring someone who accepts an assignment before disappearing faster than a new Kylie Jenner Lip Kit. Which is totally reasonable. We've all worked with those freelance nightmares before...

They do wear the same pajamas for six days in a row.

They do have strong feelings on the most obscure Game of Thrones characters.

They still haven't started on that assignment.

But don't worry! You've found the designer of your dreams. The guruji of gifs. The sweetheart of search. The ringleader of random. The overlord of optimization. The wizard... well, you get it.

I know how to find fresh angles and create unique content.

I don't think my editors are my enemies. 

I get turnt about tight turnarounds.

And I always meet my deadlines.

So my days look more like this. Except I use a MacBook. Typewriters are so last season.

If you're a media site looking for content contributors, a creative agency in need of new blood, or an in-house marketing strategy team...

I've paid the bills as a freelance content writer and interactive designer for great companies like Amazon, BBDO, Georgia Power, Paste Magazine, Serta and Sportsball for Nintendo Wii U.

If it involves travel, design, music, style, beauty, health, food, technology or pop culture - I'm in. I love producing irresistible interactive content and I never, ever miss a deadline. #noseriously #dreamit #gohard #content #writing #design #production #girlboss #workfromeverywhere